cheeeqyskrub

• 1:What would you name your future daughter?

         I dunno

• 2:Do you miss anyone?

       Yeah.

• 3:What if I told you that you were pretty?

        Ay that's pretty good. 

• 4:Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

    Kinda?

• 5:What are you looking forward to in the next week?
• The sweet embrace of death possibly.
• JUst kidding it's no school

       6:Did you go out or stay in last night?
           Are you implying I actually do things? HA

• 7:How late did you stay up last night?

       Dunno. 

• 8:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

        Yeah

• 9:What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

        School. 4th hour, transitioning to 5th hour. 

• 10:Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

       No

• 11:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

        Probably. 

• 12:Have you pretended to like someone?

       Not in a romantic way. 

• 13:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

         Yeah. 

• 14:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

        Multiple, actually. 

• 15:Is it hard for you to get over someone?

       Depends on the relationship I had with them at the end. 

• 16:Think back five months ago, were you single?

      Nope. 

• 17:Have you ever cried from being so mad?

      Nah. 

• 18:Hold hands with anyone this week?

        Again, implying that I leave my house? 

• 19:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

      Nah. 

• 20:Who did you last see in person?

      My brother. 

• 21:What is the last thing you said out loud?

        Reading the question my nigga 

• 22:Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

        Nope. 

• 23:Have you ever been to Paris?

       No, buy hopefully next year. 

• 24:Are you good at hiding your feelings?

        Yeah, usually. 

• 25:Do you use chap stick?

       Yeah, sometimes. 

• 26:Who did you last share a bed with?

       My hand.

• 27:Are you listening to music right now?

       No.

• 28:What is something you currently want right now?

       Cold hard cash and some sleep. 

• 29:Were your last three kisses from the same person?

       Nah, it was my parents. 

• 30:How is your heart lately?

       I hope for it to stop. 

• 31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

         Yes. 

• 32:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

        Fuckin... I dunno.  

• 33:What do people call you?

          A faggot. 

• 34:Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

        Yes.

• 35:Are there any stressful situations in your life?

       My life is stress. 

• 36:What are you listening to right now?

       My girlfriend. 

• 37:What is wrong with you right now?

        Yes. 

• 38:Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

      Love is a chemical reaction in the brain, numbnuts. 

• 39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?

       No. 

• 40:What is on your wrists right now?

       Skin. 

• 41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

        I'm taken, and am perfectly happy, my african american male. 

• 42:Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

      Online. 

• 43:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

       My ex. 

• 44:Have you hugged someone within the last week?

       Ye. 

• 45:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

       Ye.

• 46:What were you doing at midnight last night?

       Something or other, I honestly don't know.

• 47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

     I wish it was summer, but no otherwise.

• 48:Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

      Depends on my mood. 

• 49:Have you ever been to New York?

      Yeah. 

• 50:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

     Yep, without a doubt. 

1. Asked someone to marry you?
innocent
2. Kissed one of your friends?
guilty
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
innocent
4. Ever told a lie?
guilty
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
guilty
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex
guilty 
7. Kissed a picture?
innocent
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
innocent
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
guilty
10. Held a snake?
guilty
11. Been suspended from school?
innocent
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
innocent
13. Stolen something?
guilty
14. Been fired from a job?
innocent
15. Done something you regret?
guilty
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
innocent
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
guilty
18. Kissed in the rain?
innocent
19. Sat on a roof top?
guilty
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
innocent
21. Sang in the shower?
guilty
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
guilty
23. Shaved your head?
innocent
24. Slept naked?
innocent
25. Had a boxing membership?
innocent
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
guilty, cuz she was a cunt and took one thing i said as a joke too seriously
it was an ex
27. Been in a band?
innocent
28. Shot a gun?
innocent
29. Donated Blood?
innocent
30. Eaten alligator meat?
innocent
31. Eaten cheesecake?
guilty
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
innocent 
33. Have/Had a tattoo?
innocent
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
innocent
35. Been too honest?
guilty
36. Ruined a surprise?
guilty
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
innocent
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
guilty
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
guilty
40. Joined a pageant
innocent
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
guilty 
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
guilty because she fucking stalks me
43. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
innocent
44. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
innocent
45. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
innocent
46. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
guilty
47. Thought about suicide?
guilty
48. Thought about murder?
innocent
49. How about Mass Murder?
innocent
50. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
guilty
51. Stalked someone?
innocent 
52. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? 
guilty 

1. Do you snore?
shit i dunno

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
depends 

3. What’s your worst fear?
being stranded in the middle of open sea

 
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
i liked legos 

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
it's fucking garbage

6. Do you chew on your straws?
no

7. Were you a cute baby?
more like kill yourself

8. Is the single life for you?
no

9. What colour is your keyboard?
black and it glows blue 

10. Do your sing in the shower?
no i listen to podcasts in the shower

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
i'd love to

12. Any secret talents?
the talent of posting ironic suicide memes

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
being somewhere with lots of mountians and grasslands and lakes and interent with andi

14. Can you swim?
ye

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
no but i want to

17. Do you care about the ozone?
it keeps gamma rays from making the earth a huge microwave so its cool with me

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
fuck you

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
no and fuck you

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
ye

21. Are you a single child?
i have one brother 

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
depends on if it works or not

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
as long as its for control of an animal population or for survival

24. Is marriage in your future?
shit idunno 

25. Do you like your handwriting?
its shit

26. What are you allergic to?
nothing i know of

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
like two hours ago

28. Is Tupac still alive?
rip my nigga

29. Do you cry at weddings?
nah

30. How do you like your eggs?
hard boiled, otherwise they make me gag

31. Are blondes dumb?
some, but it's because of shitty schooling or whatever not genetics

32. Where does the other sock end up?
my ass

33. What time is it?
almost 11

4. Do you have a nickname?
cheeeqyskrub or faggot or nigger usually 
nemo for my gf 

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
depends on what you get and from where fam

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
yesterday

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
depends on how i feel

38. Is Santa Claus real?
the fat bastard is my nigga

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
idc

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
nah i cant sleep without it

41. What are you addicted to?
memes

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
i dont give a nut

43. Can you crack your neck?
ye

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
not that i know of?

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
twice

46. Is drug free the way to be?
depends on the drug my dude

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
kinda

48. What colour are your eyes?
i have heterochromia
one is brown blue the other is hazel-ish

50. Do you like your life?
some yeah
some no


51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
yes

52. Are you psychic
im telepathic
im saying "fuck you" 

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
no but its on my reading list

54. Do you play any instruments?
Guitar and Piano

55. Have you ever stolen money?
ye

56. Can you snowboard?
ye
57. Do you like camping?
ye

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
sometimes 

59. Do you believe in magic?
in a young girls heart

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
depends on the dog boi

61. You believe in divorce?
depends on the situation 

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
no but it'd be cool if i could

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
i was a mistake

64. Is it cold outside today?
my heart is cold

65. What was the last thing you ate?
corn dog

66. Do you wear nail polish?
no

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
ye

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
my conciseness 

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
no because im not a faggot

70. Favourite song at the moment?
dont got one

71. Do you like your job?
dont have one

72. Do you like your classes in school?
im not in school atm

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
medium rare

74. Do you like these surveys.
sometimes

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
no because fuck you

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
in desparation to kill itself

1. Are you highly attracted to anyone right now?
yes

2. If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find?
3ds, two sweatshirts, headphones and pillows and blanket

3. Last person to take off your pants?
myself


4. Have you ever sneaked someone over to your house?
if you count inviting someone over and asking two minutes after the fact then yes

5. How do you feel about your hair right now?
i wish it was a lil longer but its gucci

6. Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair?
i don't really care to be honest

7. Could you go a day without eating?
god no 

8. Did you speak to your father today?
ye

9. If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
everything my gf says boi

10. Would you be able to name everyone you kissed this year?
1. Andi

11. Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
weed, cuz my parents are ex-stoners anyways

12. How many drugs are in your system?
methylphenidate, buspirone, citalopram, and adderall
13. Do you fall for people easily?
kinda?

14. When is the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
whenever the planets align and we can hang out 

15. Do you have to sleep with a television on?
no

16. Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
they have in the last 3 hours so ye

17. Think back to June... Who did you like?
andi

18. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
idk

19. What were you doing before you sat down at the computer?
playing guitar

20. Are you a very opinionated person? Or do you keep mum about things?
depends on the thing, really

21. So I have to know, what are your thoughts on 2012?
thats when time started to blend together for me

22. Have you had a very good day? Or was it bad? Why or why not?
it was okay, i guess


23. Is your favorite color stereotypical for your gender?
fuckin blue or red 

24. If you had to choose someone to sleep next to every night, and wake up to, who would it be?
hmmmm
oh wait
its andi
you dick

25. Do you look decent when you wake up?
no

26. Are you happy?
depending, yeah

27. Will tomorrow be better than today?
who knows

28. Were you happy when you woke up today?
im never happy when i wake up

29. What mood are you in right now?
i wanna die

jk im pretty gucci

30. When was the last time you held hands with someone?
last wednesday nigga

31. Do you like someone right now?
maybe
yeah

32. Will you regret your next kiss?
no

33. Who was the last person you gave the finger to?
ironically or unironically
cuz it was today ironically

34. Have you ever liked someone older then you?
pffft nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay maybe

35. Do you like your name?
i dunno

36. Have you ever talked to a cop drunk?
what i dont drink nigga

37. Do you miss someone right now?
yes very much

38. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
they wouldnt care if i was of age

39. Was this the best summer of your life?
this summer probably

40. The past two nights, where did you sleep?
in my bed and at some cabin in the middle of nowhere 

41. Who's the person that hurt you most in life?
phil fish 

42. Do you still talk to them?
no

43. Hungry?
always my nigga

44. Do you keep a journal?
fuck no

time to fucking kill myself bye forever

I was tagged by some cute loser lmao

1. What sexuality are you?
My sexuality is fuck you.
I'm Bi.
2. Are you in a relationship?
Yeah.

3. If yes, who is your partner?
They're super cute.
They draw furries for money.
They're the best.
Meme. 
4. If no, would you want to be in one?
kys

5. What would you do if a person of the same gender wants to date you?
"uhh k" 
6. Do you believe in horoscopes?
Not really, no

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Sagittarius.
8. Are you in love?
ye dude

9. How many relationships did you have?
1.
10. Which one did you like the most?
The one I'm currently in.
11. What are you looking for in your partner?
Like-able personality, cute, similar interests, not awful and selfish, etc. 

12. What should your partner know about you?
I make clinical depression jokes ironically even though i have depression.
I worry about everything.
That's all I'm okay with sharing.

13. For the physics; what would/do you like in your partner?
Pretty much everything.

14. Do you have any fetishes?
No.
15. Would you like to be dominate or your partner?
I'd like to dominate the entire world. 

16. Who did you have a relationship with in the past?
1.

17. Do you still have contact to them?
Against my will, yes. 

18. If yes, how does your partner feel, if you have one?
They know the situation, so yes and no.

19. Do you flirt a lot?
Nope, I'm awful at romance and it's a miracle that I have a healthy relationship. 

20. Which of your past and current partners is the most similar to you?
Current one. 

21. Do others know that you have or had a relationship?
Yeah, cuz I complain, like, a lot about my last one.
I gush over my new one, cuz they're great.

22. Have you had your first kiss yet?
Oui.

23. Are you a virgin?
No, because of shit I don't want to talk about, 

25. Do other people know about your sexuality?
Yeah.

26. How was your first relationship?
Shit. 

27. Your first love?
First one was my first relationship, which was shit.

28. Which gender were your past relationships?
Female, but near the end they decided out of the blue to jump on the "bandwagon" of transgender identity and claimed she was a he for like two weeks, even though they were just following the worst "trend" in existence. 

29. Do your parents/family members know about your love life?
Yeah, and they don't care as long as I'm happy.

30. Did someone reject you before?
Yup.
31. Are you happy about your love life?
Right now, definitely yes. 

32. Did you reject anyone?
Yeah.

33. Do girls or boys like you more?
Girls mostly, and sometimes guys on the rare occasion.

34. Does your love like you back, if you are in love?
For sure, and I love them very much back.

35. What was your cheesiest relationship?
Current one, but the good cheesy that is great.

36. Do you often show off with your relationships?
Kinda, not really. 

37. Do you remember all of your relationship's anniversaries?
I try, dammit!