CALLOPUT POSY!!!111!!!!1!!1! by SneefSeal, journal
CALLOPUT POSY!!!111!!!!1!!1!
This is a callout for cheeeqyskrub (https://www.deviantart.com/cheeeqyskrub) so you'll all know
He's a criminal!
Too cute for words, but still denies it
But even worse than that!!! He's really nice to me and a really rad human being. Like what the fuck does he think he is get off my lawn ya damn furry.
Furthermore, he's too cuddly to describe so I'm suing him for that. At least 5 million dollars. However he can only pay me in kisses! The scoundrel
And, if you aren't convinced this is the most filthy (franky) person on the internet, I'll explain how it's worse than when satan ruled the earth as a dinosaur overlord.
He fed me poptarts! They were chocolate. What a fuckjass.
Morr